Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Dunk Contest Lands "Most Valuable Puppets" (Satire)


Just days after LeBron James announced that he would not be entering the Sprite Slam Dunk contest, the NBA announced that they have landed puppet-LeBron and Puppet- Kobe from the popular Nike commercials.

Perhaps the person most excited about the news is Kobe and LeBron's neighbor from downstairs, Lil' Desmond.

"OH MY GOD, ITS GOING TO BE AWESOME! IT WILL BE LIKE KOBE DUNK, LEBRON DUNK, KOBE DUNK, LEBRON DUNK, KOBE, LEBRON, KOBE, LEBRON, KOBE, LEBRON, KOBE, LEBRON! I BET ONE OF THEM WILL DUNK FROM HALF COURT! YOU THINK THEY WILL USE ME AS A PROP? I HOPE SO! YOU REMEMBER..."

Lil' Desmond continued to talk for another hour and a half, but was talking to fast to be recorded. It is unknown if his mother, Mrs. Lewis will let him attend the event that will take place in the Dallas Cowboys new stadium.

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